Several Sports Related Items...
1. Monday Night Football is not the same on ESPN. The games have been mostly yawners and Tony Kornhauser has to be one of the most annoying color announcers on the planet. At least Dennis Miller was halfway amusing once in a while. I keep thinking you'll hear a "thump" after one of his mindless comments (he's now going on and on about Jack Del Rio's suit jacket...how it's made by Reebok and has "snaps") and Theismann has put him on the floor.
2. Sunday Night Football has better games, but NBC needs to stick to the Olympics. Madden and Michaels are, as always, the best announcing team in football. But the rest of NBC's presentation is horrible. The jacked up theme music sounds like it was written for a low-budget Nintendo game. Pink makes me want to puke. The graphics look like they hired a third grader who draws spaceships on Microsoft Paint for a summer internship in the graphics department. But the games are good.3. I now have the answer for Division 1 college football. Let everyone play for their conference championship. Before the bowl games, run the BCS rating one time and figure out who ranks #1. Give that team the national championship trophy. As it is now, the BCS "title game" is an absolute joke. The idea that Michigan should play a rematch game with Ohio State because they are "so obviously the second best team in the country," is ridiculous. Why should Ohio State have to beat Michigan twice? Why wait until January for them to play again? How about this weekend? Make it best two out of three? Three out of five? Dumb. So who else should be deemed a worthy opponent? USC is probably the most natural choice if they win out. But as a Gator fan, if we soundly beat Arkansas in the championship game, why not us? Or visa-versa...what about Arkansas? According to the so-called experts, the Gators now have played a "weak schedule". What happened to all the talk about the SEC being the most difficult conference to play week in week out? Insanity. The arguments about who is the best one loss team are pointless. If that can't be determined on the field, then let's just go ahead and give the trophy to Ohio State.
4. Michelle Wie should not be allowed to play another PGA event until she has won something on the LPGA. It's one thing when you have an established winner like Annika Sorenstam playing a men's event here and there, but Wie hasn't proven anything. She's a sideshow, and an insult to terrific female players like Julieta Granada, who just won a cool million in Trump's tournament down here in West Palm Beach yesterday.5. All of these things will be rendered pointless in my mind on Friday night as myself and a few buddies take in the next installment of Crash-a-Rama at Orlando Speed World.





